walk down a dirt road
Middle of summer
I wonder who the hell
Made it such a bummer
People only ride horses
Amnish never heard of hummer
I come to a wooden town
And run into Lancelot
Who says
Welcome to Camelot, bitch!
I see Friar Tuck
Doing the worm
What the fuck?
I thought it was my turn
Gwenevere is selling leg
To the evil Sir John
While the town drunk taps the keg
And he slurs
Welcome to Camelot, bitch!
I started a fight
At the local pub
"Have you seen the light"
Asked the local blind grub
And at this point
I wonder if someone slipped me some herb
I try to leave the joint
And they kick me to the curb
When I get to the edge
Of this odd little town
There's just a ledge
And before I look down, I hear
Welcome to Camelot, bitch!
He pushed me over
And I land in some water
Filled with leeches
As the place gets hotter
I crawl to the shore
And meet a guy, Ben Dover
And he just says
That was Camelot, bitch!
